One of the world's puzzzling questions.

"K-Roll-PorscheTamer" (k-roll390) 07/03/2014 at 14:49 • Filed to: nope

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Question down below.

Was brought up in a conversation last night.

WHY DAFUQ DOES THIS HAPPEN?!? JUST NOPE!

ttyymmnn > K-Roll-PorscheTamer 07/03/2014 at 14:53

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Plastic surgery.

Mattbob > K-Roll-PorscheTamer 07/03/2014 at 14:53

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also does she ever smile? Why do women think this expression looks good? It's gross. Want to look good, then put on a damned smile.

K-Roll-PorscheTamer > ttyymmnn 07/03/2014 at 14:53

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Besides the obvious tho. -_-

mr_gofast > K-Roll-PorscheTamer 07/03/2014 at 14:54

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meth is a terrible thing

K-Roll-PorscheTamer > Mattbob 07/03/2014 at 14:54

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No damn smile is gonna fix this. Especially 2010 above.

yamahog > Mattbob 07/03/2014 at 14:57

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(yes, sarcasm, red carpet != street harassment, etc etc)

R Saldana [|Oo|======|oO|] - BTC/ETH/LTC Prophet > K-Roll-PorscheTamer 07/03/2014 at 14:58

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I think she peaked here. Ha, i remember "enjoying" her Maxim spread just before transformers came out, while I was in Fallujah. I must've watched that Haji-vision copy a thousand times when I wasn't on mission or patrol.

heliochrome85 > K-Roll-PorscheTamer 07/03/2014 at 15:03

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her toe-thumbs make me sad.

K-Roll-PorscheTamer > R Saldana [|Oo|======|oO|] - BTC/ETH/LTC Prophet 07/03/2014 at 15:04

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Fair

ttyymmnn > K-Roll-PorscheTamer 07/03/2014 at 15:09

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Yes, that's the obvious answer. But the problem is that Hollywood doesn't allow actresses to age any more. Fox got famous when she was what, 19? So, to keep working in the business, she has to remain 19 no matter how old she inevitably gets. And it never (or rarely) works. She may also be addicted to plastic surgery. There is certainly plenty of evidence that it can happen. It's a real shame, because I'm sure she would be absolutely gorgeous now at 28 if she had just left herself alone. Nobody gets that scary after just 9 years naturally, except on meth.

R Saldana [|Oo|======|oO|] - BTC/ETH/LTC Prophet > K-Roll-PorscheTamer 07/03/2014 at 15:14

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She did have a kid with a dude in the creepy rage of "older men".

K-Roll-PorscheTamer > ttyymmnn 07/03/2014 at 15:15

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Hollywood doesn't allow them to age...SHE LOOKS LIKE A YOUNGER VERSION OF JOAN RIVERS FFS!

ttyymmnn > K-Roll-PorscheTamer 07/03/2014 at 15:17

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Well played.

ttyymmnn > K-Roll-PorscheTamer 07/03/2014 at 15:18

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This tells you all you need to know.

K-Roll-PorscheTamer > R Saldana [|Oo|======|oO|] - BTC/ETH/LTC Prophet 07/03/2014 at 15:22

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I just threw up a bit....

R Saldana [|Oo|======|oO|] - BTC/ETH/LTC Prophet > K-Roll-PorscheTamer 07/03/2014 at 15:26

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Remember the rule, half your age plus 10 and it is permitted. Older guys do this with class by waiting until they are out of their 20s, USUALLY. But no, the dude who ruined her future with my best friend, was like late 30s, the dbag guy from Beverly Hills 90210.

K-Roll-PorscheTamer > R Saldana [|Oo|======|oO|] - BTC/ETH/LTC Prophet 07/03/2014 at 15:30

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Wait wut? Your best friend?

R Saldana [|Oo|======|oO|] - BTC/ETH/LTC Prophet > K-Roll-PorscheTamer 07/03/2014 at 15:32

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I'm joking, my best friend in the Corps, had a huge, rabid boner for her.

K-Roll-PorscheTamer > R Saldana [|Oo|======|oO|] - BTC/ETH/LTC Prophet 07/03/2014 at 15:37

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Oh my...

OPPOsaurus WRX > K-Roll-PorscheTamer 07/03/2014 at 15:54

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i'll take the 2007 model year from the neck up and the 2012 from the neck down

Textured Soy Protein > K-Roll-PorscheTamer 07/03/2014 at 15:59

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For some reason they have her jumping on a trampoline in Ninja Turtles.